HELLO, MY NAME IS BADBOY, AND TODAY I’M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW DESPITE BEING PARALYZED ON ONE SIDE OF MY BODY AND WALKING WITH A HUMILIATING LIMP… I’VE DATED THOUSANDS OF DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS WOMEN…BEAUTY PAGEANT WINNERS LIKE MISS CROATIA… THE KIND OF CHICKS WHO ARE SO HOT…MOST GUYS WOULD CONSIDER JUST MAKING OUT WITH ONE OF THEIR ALL-TIME GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS.
I’M ALSO GOING TO TELL YOU HOW, EVEN THOUGH A BULLET TORE THROUGH MY 12-YEAR-OLD BRAIN, AND STUNTED MY GROWTH AND SOCIAL DEVELOPMENT… I WENT FROM ALONE AND AFRAID OF DYING WITHOUT DATING ANY HOT GIRLS… TO BEING VOTED THE #1 PICK-UP ARTIST IN THE WORLD BY PUA SUMMIT…I WAS EVEN FEATURED IN NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER & THE BIBLE OF SEDUCTION “THE GAME”…BECAUSE IN THIS BRIEF VIDEO
PRESENTATION, I’M GOING TO SHARE HOW I EXPLOIT THIS TOTALLY UNFAIR PIECE OF STEALTH TECHNOLOGY TO SEE THROUGH ALL THE LAYERS OF BULL THAT WOMEN, YOUR FRIENDS…THE INTERNET, AND EVEN OTHER SO-CALLED “EXPERTS” USE IT TO BLIND YOU TO THE TRUTH ABOUT MEETING AND DATING THE HOTTEST CHICKS YOU’VE EVER LAID EYES ON… LETTING YOU INSTANTLY BURN A HOLE THROUGH ALL OF HER NATURAL WALLS AND DEFENSES…SKIPPING THE DATING PROCESS ENTIRELY…NEVER ASK FOR A PHONE NUMBER…NEVER DEALING WITH HER TESTS…NEVER GETTING TOLD YOU’RE “LIKE A BROTHER” TO HER AGAIN…AND NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT BEING REJECTED WHEN YOU MAKE THE FIRST MOVE…
ONCE YOU TRY MY GLASSES ON, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO LOOK OUT INTO A CROWDED STREET, OR THE SHOPPING MALL, OR A COFFEE SHOP AND IMMEDIATELY KNOW WHICH WOMEN ARE DOWN TO HAVE SEX TODAY…ALL IT TAKES IS ONE 5 TO 15-MINUTE CONVERSATION, AND SHE’LL BE GRABBING YOUR HAND, WHISPERING SOMETHING DIRTY INTO YOUR EARS…AND DRAGGING YOU TO HER PLACE FOR AN ALL-DAY, ALL-NIGHT SEXUAL OLYMPICS…